I was supposed to get rid of things that no longer brought me joy. But that didn’t feel right until I considered all the joy I was bringing the landfill.
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I have the submariner’s mentality: everything in its place. When I want to blow tanks and ascend from the deep, I’ll need that special wrench handy.
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Dominant thought of youth: this will be fun.
Of age: what can go wrong?
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If you outlive your friends and don’t have kids, in the end it will be just you, the funeral director, and the rent-a-padre.
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Technology is intimidating until we master it. Then we abuse it: “Keurig! Fetch my slippers.”
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Hope is our service animal through this dark passage.
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Time plucks the petals from eternity’s flowers—He loves me, he loves me not.
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My friend begins each day with a series of sneezes. At first I held my “Bless you” till the end, but that seemed cold. So I learned to say Gesundheit in 23 different languages.
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For several centuries Western Civilization saw Islam as its greatest threat, until Communism came along. Islam has now been given back top spot.
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If stuff falls out when you open the fridge door, give thanks to God for your cornucopia of blessings. Unless the bean pot slides out and breaks.
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Keurig, fetch my slippers! Brilliant!
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