Sunday Squibs

 

Dream big, or go to sleep. 

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Great Irish inventors: Guac O’Malley, who first discovered a commercial use for avocados. And Gill O’Teen who marketed a safety razor to the French just before the Revolution. 

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Bells and whistles? Bells have ropes that trip us up. Whistles have germs to make us sick. Keep it simple, silly. 

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The good thief on the cross was smart to repent. But the thief on the other cross may also have copped a plea when he learned the details

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Who are these famous thought police?

Let’s see their badges, I’m thinking. 

Or are we back in the Sierra Madre,

Where all of the badges are stinking. 

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Vainest of hopes in the face of despair

To tap the grayed option; ‘tis like tapping thin air

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In a democracy all men are kings, knights, and aristocrats. And all are squires, serfs, and slaves as well. 

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So many problems on my devices are solved by simply turning the thing off for a minute. Like turning the old Etch a Sketch upside down and shaking. 

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The Pandemic shriveled demand and the supply chain got rusty. Inflation is the WD-40 that will free it up. 

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 A businessman must have two personalities: stern and demanding to his suppliers. Unctuous and smiling  to his customers.

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