And now, due to popular demand, here's more fractured history! 1265 Battle of Evesham: English Prince Edward (later Edward I) defeats baronial forces of Simon de Montfort, who is killed and his body mutilated. The real question? Is it Eve's ham or Eve Sham? Pork or Phony? 1578 Battle of The Three Kings [Battle of Alcazar quivir): Moroccans defeat a Moroccan-Portuguese alliance in northern Morocco with 10,000 killed. If I know anything about three kings it was probably caused by smoking a rubber cigar. 1598 London's Lord Mayor repossesses the Steelyard from the Hanze (German Hanseatic League) on instruction from Elizabeth. Elizabeth was heard to have said "Unhanze my steelyard". 1693 Date traditionally ascribed to Dom Pérignon's invention of Champagne. This is also known as reason number 599 on Steve and Joe's get up and drink list. Breakfast is served! 1753 21-year-old George Washington becomes a master mason. They tried their best t...
THIRD MOVEMENT REMEMBERING SONG SIXTEEN HUNTERS III For a few more days I ascended the water’s path sleeping near the winding stream when sleep would come but bursting now with giddy knowing that soon I would break through the upper walls and see the sun Then one moment I turned a corner and the burning light came flashing in and I ran to meet the streaming sunlight ...