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Change Your Life in "Just Ten Minutes!"

Hello and welcome to a hunterly Saturday here at the Wannaskan Almanac. Today is November 14th. Lately, the social media algorithms have been enticing me with videos about viral recipes (Hype or hack? Gas or trash?), good 90-second exercise routines (lymph node drainage, better balance, improved posture), and organizational tips. (See what you can accomplish in only 10 or 20 minutes a day!) While the viral recipes produced some interesting results - a "chocolate mousse" made from an avocado, a banana, and some cocoa powder - I saved many of the exercise routines (as well as some home decor ones my kids insisted were AI-generated. (Mom, how could she do all that in one weekend ?) It was the time-lapse videos of 10-minute increments over the course of a year of organizational home transformations from trash to smash (as in smashingly organized) - from "This" (ugh) to Bliss (ah!) -  that made me feel a little jealous and super motivated. I once wrote a speech (which be...
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So Close, Eh

  Americans Take Montreal!  That was the headline after the Continental army occupied Montreal on this day in 1775. It took an express rider a couple of weeks to get to Philadelphia so Congress didn't get the news until the end of the month. England had taken possession of Canada from France just twelve years earlier. Most of the people in Canada lived in Quebec in the St. Lawrence River valley and were overwhelmingly of French descent. When Congress authorized the invasion they were counting on the Canadians helping to liberate themselves from Britain and joining the Thirteen Colonies.  Historians say about twenty percent of the Canadians favored the invasion. The rest were neutral or sided with Britain. There were around 100,000 people living in Quebec. The 20,000 people over in the Maritimes were mostly English settlers. The rest of what would become Canada was populated by a few traders and trappers along with many thousands of indigenous peoples. Quebec was lightly d...

The Day After November 11, '26 Recognizing Palm & Helms Family Veterans: Clifford Palm 1915-2004, John J. White 1922-1991

   

Word-Wednesday for November 11, 2026

And here is the Wannaskan Almanac with Word-Wednesday for November 11, 2026, the forty-fifth Wednesday of the year, the eighth Wednesday of fall, the second Wednesday of November, and the three-hundred fifteenth day of the year, with fifty days remaining. Wannaska Phenology Update for November 11, 2026 Northern Flicker Colaptes auratus  — mooningwane in Annishinaabe — are partial migrants, some southern populations south of Wannaska being completely non-migratory. Those that do migrate tend to begin their spring migration into Canada towards the beginning of April and make their return between September and November. This discrepancy makes sense if one considers their ground foraging behavior, where prey can only be found in snow-free locations. During migration, northern flickers may form flocks. Interestingly, their propensity for roosting in cavities is not mitigated during migration. On average, seventy-five per cent of individuals spend their nights in a cavity during migrati...

Wannaskan Almanac for Tuesday, November 10, 2026 Fractured but not Punctured

I have often wondered how many people set their alarm (either clock or urinary urge) to go off at 1 AM so they can be the first to read the Wannaskan Almanac every Tuesday.  Of course, I can just look at the views total so I do have that data available.  I would post it here but I don't want to disillusion anyone.   Today we return to Fractured History.  As I approach the end of my run as an Almanac writer, I feel the need to return to my sarcastic roots.  Those roots have enabled me to avoid building a huge following, which in turn has helped me live a modest and ordinary, private life.  I would hate to have people banging on the door or interrupting me at restaurants asking for autographs or a snip of hair.   Enjoy! 1584 William Louis of Nassau appointed Stadtholder of Friesland Bears.  Before football, Stadts were used for kicking field goals in an attempt to secure extra points for royalty as they endeavored to win over the general p...

The One - Third Movement: Remembering - Song 18: A Voice Between - Segment III

THIRD MOVEMENT REMEMBERING   SONG EIGHTEEN A VOICE BETWEEN   III I keep moving retracing steps I decide the City will be next I intend to confront it – I will not wait             to find that old terrain and know its sound Back to the city – back to gray walls journeying outward, inward – burning ground   I continue with courage heading there and time being a relative thing dances and laughs in shifts and shimmers             as I open to hear the City’s old sound First, a river flowing inside a littered border that I hardly saw when I ran anxious  to join the gray-skulled order   Now there is time and I will proceed             and proceeding I will begin and beginning I will know the river’s voice that sings to me            ...

Sunday News

  The Palmville Globe Volume 2 Number 41 Man Shares Treats Joe McDonnell, 79 and a resident of Palmville Township, Minnesota, recently brought coffee and treats with his wife to a friend at the nursing home. "We know our friend residing at the nursing home loves watching the Sunday football game" McDonnell tells the press, "so we thought it would be a good time to visit and bring her treats. We went to the facility dining room and got a carafe of coffee before going to our friend’s room. We were surprised to find her asleep. I cleared my throat and when she didn’t stir, we closed her door and visited another friend across the hall. This friend usually doesn't like treats but does like coffee. On this day she took one of our treats but declined the coffee. We had coffee and treats and watched Little House on the Prairie with her for awhile." In a later communication, McDonnell says the friend they originally meant to visit couldn't believe she slept through t...