The Palmville Globe Volume 2 Number 3 Man Inspects Clock Interior Joe McDonnell, 78 and residing in Palmville Twp, Minnesota, recently inspected the interior of a friend's coo-coo clock. "I like a good tchotke myself," McDonnell tells the press, "but my friend is way ahead of me. He can't pass a thrift store or garage sale without picking up at least one souvenir. As I was on my way out after my latest visit, my friend diverted me to the garage to see a coo-coo clock he had picked up for free. I took the clock off the wall and unwrapped the weighted chains. I pulled on one of the chains to see the bird come out but the hands started going in the wrong direction. 'Take the back door off,' my friend suggested. The back cover was hard to get off and impossible to get back on straight. It felt like if I pushed on the back too hard, the whole clock would fly apart, and I had an appointment to get to. As my friend tried to hang the clock back up, the nail ...
Hello and welcome to a sweetheart Saturday here at the Wannaskan Almanac. Today is February 14th. Happy Valentine's Day! Here's the Lego League recap from the 5th Grader: Today, we will be talking about my last thoughts about this season of Lego League, since we didn't make it to Worlds. Last weekend, we arrived at the C'mon Inn for Lego League State Championship. Yes, we are champions. But, sadly, we didn't make it to Worlds. Instead, we got second place for the Innovation Project. We also got participation awards, which were medals, so they made you feel special. But anyway, when we got to the C'mon Inn, we were greeted by the following: Five hot tubs, a taco bar, an amazing Lego League team, and fish. Yes, real, living fish. We saw fish because they were swimming in an artificial river in the center of the hotel. I woke up really early, and one of the staff members let me feed the fish. So, that was a fun experience. (My mom said they were koi fish.) And one...