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Sunday Squibs

 



No matter how out of reach victory, as long as our team keeps rallying we don’t give up on them till the final buzzer. 

Same thing with our bodies. 



Christ gives us waters

Let us be drenched

We are the hydrants

Let us be wrenched



Conservatives want to be woke too. They just want the decaf version.  



When they give up their illusions, mystics are told they’re leaving themselves prey to the devil. But it’s our illusions that lead us to hell. 



The hospital is the place we go for extended warranty work; it’s a shop for patching up junkers. 



Death is our ultimate end; like not waking up from a colonoscopy. 



The world has TikTok; the church: Ding Dong. 



Girls want their men to be bad boys the way kittens are lions. 

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  1. "Like not waking up after a colonoscopy" GOOD ONE! But so was the hospital/extended warranty bit. Ah C.J., you're firing on all your cylinders this time.

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