Sunday Squibs

 

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God waits patiently for those wanting to deny him; yet the deniers never seem to finish burning the gods created by others. 

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The universe is so great, and my mind is so small 

God save, or at least cushion, my inevitable free fall

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We’re advised to converse with those on the other side of the fence. But how does the lover of astronomy find common ground with the bodice-ripper fan?

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Squeezing more seats into the jet is a great health measure: Travelers must watch their diet. No free food on flights either. Thank you airlines. 

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Every chef eventually screws up. The best ones have the extra agony of not making excuses. 

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The miracle of donating to a political party is that for every dollar you give, you’ll get back two dollars worth of their junk mail.  

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War leads its fighters to desperate times

For the losers alone must pay for their crimes 

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Good management keeps marginal employees on their toes. Bad management lets them sit on their butts. 

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To my friend: I got your back. 

To my enemy: I got your neck. 

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A good round of sneezes 

Is the poor man’s carthesis. 

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