Sunday Squibs

 

Grind your personal woes into flour and leaven

Make a pizza and bake them in life’s broiling oven

Ah, the good we could do if we had to pay in

A buck to the church for each of our sins. 

It’s ok to think you’re the center of the universe as long as you’re aware that every other part of the universe is also the center. 

Avoid bankruptcy by first declaring and dealing with spendthriftuptcy. 

The busy restaurant will get you in and out quicker then the empty place across the street. 

Critical race theory is a medication that purges symptoms of superiority. Whites need several doses. 

Tripe on the menu indicates the place is authentic. And the food there might even be good. 

The man said the choice was red wine or white,

So I asked him, what was the diff. 

“The red is the blood that runs through the earth,

“While the white is the new fallen dew.”

You hear how this person’s a monster 

When you meet them they seem very nice 

These people have made it a virtue

To be prettified masters of vice

The cocktail shaker reminds some people of their long-lost baby rattle.