And here is the Wannaskan Almanac with Word-Wednesday for January
17, 2024, the third Wednesday of the year, the fourth Wednesday of
winter, and the seventeenth day of the year, with three-hundred
forty-nine days remaining.
Wannaska Phenology Update for January 17, 2024
Adaptive Minnesotans
A small percentage of Minnesota’s American robins, Turdus migratorius,
don’t migrate south. Known as super-adapters, these hardy members of
the thrush family spend the winter in low swampy areas and valleys to
escape the worst of the cold winds. Hundreds also spend winter among
ornamental plantings, especially crabapple trees in residential areas
around Minnesota, feeding on wild fruit, spider eggs, and other animal
matter. Some even spend the cold season along the North Shore, though
the Word-Wednesday staff hasn't seen any hanging around feeders in
Wannaska.
Our
peeper frog friends and other amphibians overwinter under water or
under leaf litter in the forest floor—where they freeze solid.
January 17 Fickle Pickle Wednesday Menu Special: Potato Dumpling
January 17 Nordhem Wednesday Lunch: Updated daily by 11:00am, usually.
Earth/Moon Almanac for January 17, 2023
Sunrise: 8:11am; Sunset: 4:46pm; 2 minutes, 15 seconds more daylight today
Moonrise: 11:17am; Moonset: 11:58pm, waxing crescent, 37% illuminated.
Temperature Almanac for January 17, 2023
Average Record Today
High 13 37 3
Low -9 -44 -8
Roseau, Dominica: High 83; Low 75.
Greenbush Bay, Auckland, New Zealand: High 72; Low 66
Badger, Newfoundland, Canada: High 36; Low 16
The Snow Man
by Wallace Stevens
One must have a mind of winter
To regard the frost and the boughs
Of the pine-trees crusted with snow;
And have been cold a long time
To behold the junipers shagged with ice,
The spruces rough in the distant glitter
Of the January sun; and not to think
Of any misery in the sound of the wind,
In the sound of a few leaves,
Which is the sound of the land
Full of the same wind
That is blowing in the same bare place
For the listener, who listens in the snow,
And, nothing himself, beholds
Nothing that is not there and the nothing that is.
January 17 Celebrations from National Day Calendar
- National Classy Day
- National Bootlegger’s Day
- National Hot Buttered Rum Day
- The opening ceremony of Patras Carnival
January 17 Word Riddle
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?*
January 17 Word Pun
January 17 The Devil’s Dictionary Word-Pram
JESTER,
n., An officer formerly attached to a king's household, whose business
it was to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances, the
absurdity being attested by his motley costume. The king himself being
attired with dignity, it took the world some centuries to discover that
his own conduct and decrees were sufficiently ridiculous for the
amusement not only of his court but of all mankind. The jester was
commonly called a fool, but the poets and romancers have ever delighted
to represent him as a singularly wise and witty person. In the circus of
to-day the melancholy ghost of the court fool effects the dejection of
humbler audiences with the same jests wherewith in life he gloomed the
marble hall, panged the patrician sense of humor and tapped the tank of
royal tears.
The widow-queen of Portugal
Had an audacious jester
Who entered the confessional
Disguised, and there confessed her.
"Father," she said, "thine ear bend down—
My sins are more than scarlet:
I love my fool—blaspheming clown,
And common, base-born varlet."
"Daughter," the mimic priest replied,
"That sin, indeed, is awful:
The church's pardon is denied
To love that is unlawful.
"But since thy stubborn heart will be
For him forever pleading,
Thou'dst better make him, by decree,
A man of birth and breeding."
She made the fool a duke, in hope
With Heaven's taboo to palter;
Then told a priest, who told the Pope,
Who damned her from the altar!
—Barel Dort
January 17 Etymology Word of the Week
snow
/snō/
n., atmospheric water vapor frozen into ice crystals and falling in
light white flakes or lying on the ground as a white layer,
from Middle English snou, from Old
English snaw "snow, that which falls as snow; a fall of snow; a
snowstorm," from Proto-Germanic snaiwaz (source also of Old Saxon and
Old High German sneo, Old Frisian and Middle Low German sne, Middle
Dutch snee, Dutch sneeuw, German Schnee, Old Norse snjor, Gothic snaiws
"snow"), from Proto-Indo-European root sniegwh- "snow; to snow" (source
also of Greek nipha, Latin nix (genitive nivis), Old Irish snechta,
Irish sneachd, Welsh nyf, Lithuanian sniegas, Old Prussian snaygis, Old
Church Slavonic snegu, Russian snieg', Slovak sneh "snow"). The cognate
in Sanskrit, snihyati, came to mean "he gets wet." As slang for
"cocaine" it is attested from 1914.
January 17 Historic Events, Literary or Otherwise, from On This Day
- 1775 Richard Brinsley Sheridan's play The Rivals premieres.
- 1904 Anton Chekhov's play Cherry Orchard opens.
- 1911 Percy Mackaye's Scarecrow premieres.
- 1914 Gerhart Hauptmann's play Der Bogen des Odysseus premieres.
- 1923 Origin of Brown lunation numbers.
- 1929 Popeye makes first appearance, in comic strip.
January 17 Author/Artist/Character Birthdays, from On This Day
- 1600 Pedro Calderón de la Barca, Spanish dramatist, poet and writer.
- 1657 Pieter van Bloemen [Standaart], Flemish landscape painter.
- 1706, Benjamin Franklin.
- 1720 Jean-Joseph Vadé, French songwriter, poet, and playwright.
- 1759 Paul Cuffe, African American civil rights activist.
- 1771 Charles Brockden Brown, "Father of American novel", American pioneering writer and editor.
- 1814 Ellen Wood, English author.
- 1820 Anne Brontë, English novelist/poet.
- 1829 Catherine Booth, founder of the Salvation Army.
- 1837 T. C. Murray, Irish dramatist.
- 1858 Tomas Carrasquilla, Colombian author.
- 1876 Olga Fastrová, Czech writer.
- 1885 Emmy Hennings-Ball [Emma Cordsen], German poet.
- 1886 Ronald Firbank, British novelist.
- 1899 Roel Houwink, Dutch writer and poet.
- 1903 Jyoti Prasad Agarwala, Assamese poet.
- 1908 Junior Crehan, Irish fiddler.
- 1917 Oskar Morawetz, Czech-Canadian composer.
- 1925 Robert Cormier, American author.
- 1935 Paul O[sborne] Williams, American science fiction author.
- 1938 John Bellairs, American science fiction author.
- 1940 Oswald Mbuyiseni Mtshali, South African poet.
- 1940 Richard Maloof , American bassist.
- 1945 Ivan Karabits, Ukrainian composer.
- 1945 Javed Akhtar, Indian lyricist, poet and scriptwriter.
- 1957 Ann Nocenti, American comic book writer.
- 1968 Ilja Leonard Pfeijffer, Dutch writer.
- 1974 Annemarie Jacir, Palestinian filmmaker and poet.
- 1976 Aga Zaryan [Agnieszka Skrzypek], Polish jazz singer.
- 1980 Gareth McLearnon, Irish flautist.
Words-I-Looked-Up-This-Week Writer's Challenge
Write a story or pram from the following words:
- beatinest: /ˈbē-tᵊn-əst/ adj., surpassing all others; most unusual or surprising.
- cacoepy: /kuh-KOH-uh-pee/ n., the mispronunciation of words.
- delph: /dɛlf/ n., another name for Delft, tin-glazed earthenware made in Delft since the 17th century, typically having blue decoration on a white ground; a similar earthenware made in England.
- grá: /graw/ n., Irish English, as a term of endearment: "my love"; "dear".
- gyascutus: /ˌgīəˈsk(y)ütəs/ n., an imaginary large four-legged beast with legs on one side longer than on the other for walking on hillsides.
- levament: /LEH-vah-ment/ n., the comfort and love that man finds in his wife.
- mytacism: /ˈmīt-ə-siz-əm/ n., excessive or wrong use of the sound of the letter m.
- nidify: /ˈnid-ə-fī/ v., to build a nest.
- penseroso: /pen-suh-ROH-soh/ n., melancholic mood or temperament.
- spanghew: /ˈspæŋ-hju/ v., to throw violently into the air, especially: to throw (a frog) into the air from the end of a stick.
January 17, 2023 Word-Wednesday Feature
2022-2023 Snowplow Naming Contest Winners
Each
year, the Minnesota Department of Transportation holds their Name a Snowplow Contest, which
Word-Wednesday follows
each year
as we remember to do so. Like Mr. Hot Coco, who waited until yesterday
for safe ice to tell his fishing story,
Word-Wednesday waited until we actually had some snow to report this
years winners.
Aaannnd this year's winners are:
- Yer a Blizzard, Harry
- Blizzo
- Clearopathtra
- Better Call Salt
- Han Snowlo
- Blader Tot Hotdish
- Scoop! There it is
- Sleetwood Mac
From A Year with Rilke, January 17 Entry
The Lute, from New Prams
I am the lute. When you describe my body,
its beautiful curving lines,
speak as if speaking of a ripely
curving fruit. Exaggerate the darkness you glimpse in me.
It was Tullia's darkness, which at first was hidden
in her most secret place. The brightness of her hair
was like a sun-filled hall. At moments
some tone from within me
was reflected in her face
and she would sing to me.
Then I arched myself against her softness
and what was within me entered her at last.
Lovers
by Auguste Rodin
Be better than yesterday,
learn a new word today,
try to stay out of trouble - at least until tomorrow,
and write when you have the time.
*incorrectly: /ˌin-kə-rek(t)-lē/ adj., in a mistaken way; wrongly.
ReplyDeleteA Happy Birthday to Olga the Bohemian
Olga Fastrová wrote lots of poetry
Her poems were full of cacoepy
Hers were always the beatinest
Though the lines weren't the neatinest
She said the guys who are cutest
Have a gait that's gyascutus
With brows penseroic
They climb mountains heroic
If a spanghewed descent--
Their wives give levament
Get them back to themself
Serve them frog legs on delph
If the bones choke their craw
They will mumble a "grá"
Then to sleep little guy
Let her now nidify
And of Olga I have one criticism
Her Joe Mmmm-mc D mytacism
Cacoepy: mispronunciation of words
Beatinest: da best
Gyascutus: hilldebeast with legs shorter on one side
Penseroso: melancholic mood
Spanghew: to throw a frog (really)
Levament: wifely love and comfort
Delph: tin-glazed earthenware
Grá: "Luv ya" in Ireland
Nidify: make a nest
Mytacism: repetition of the letter 'm'
Litany of Loss
ReplyDeleteA bird who gathers twigs, string and straw
to nest, I peer against the poison
of my latest penseroso
to nidify against a heavy grief so low
My grandparents were the beatinest above all others.
I taste the sweet tea
waiting in their stout Delph pot.
Recall the outrageous gyascutus creatures
that loped the stories told by my grandmother.
There’s Grandpa’s clowning cacoepy,
the jokes that always made me laugh.
His silly mytactist rendition
of M, M, Molly Malone.
The way his strong arm spanghewed
frogs across the pond
as if he was skipping stones.
But more than anything I ever heard or saw
is Grandpa’s levament for Grandma
the way he still calls from the kitchen
for his lovely Mary, grá.