Once upon a time, there was an ice fisherman named John. John loved fishing, but he had a unique approach to it. He only did catch and release. John believed that fish were living creatures and deserved to be treated with respect. He would catch a fish, admire its beauty, and then release it back into the water.
One day, John went ice fishing on a frozen lake. He set up his fishing gear and waited patiently for a fish to bite. After a few minutes, he felt a tug on his line. He reeled in his catch and saw that it was a beautiful rainbow trout. John was amazed by the fish’s vibrant colors and intricate patterns. He took a moment to appreciate the fish’s beauty and then gently released it back into the water.
As the day went on, John caught many more fish. Each one was unique and beautiful in its own way. John was happy to have seen so many different types of fish. He felt that he had learned something new about the world around him.
As the sun began to set, John packed up his gear and headed home. He felt content knowing that he had spent the day doing what he loved, while also respecting the fish he caught.
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That was the last we heard of John. He starved to death due to stupidly not eating the fish. Sure they look nice but they taste better, and you need food to live.
The end.
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad John didn't know about vegetable based "Faux Fish".
He could have had his fish and not eaten it too.
Good one, Chairman Joe!
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