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Wannaskan Almanac for Tuesday, July 11, 2023 Shallow Ponderings, with John Accessible


Here are some random pearls of wit and wisdom.  Feel free to mock them if you want!

If someone asks you for your opinion, you can give them advice.  If they don't ask, you are just pontificating.

If you give someone the same advice more than once you are just nagging.

When someone asks you how to get out the y-bones in a walleye, they are really just asking if you would fillet their fish for them.

If you can't defend a position it doesn't mean you are wrong.  

If the Pope pontificates is it impolite to point it out to him?

There is a big difference between cutting the cheese and slicing the cheese.  

Don't lose your cool while using a sawzall.




Fishhooks are not good for body piercing, especially accidentally.

You can find some really neat...and useless...stuff at a garage sale.



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