Wannaskan Almanac for March 30, 2021 Mental Blocks!

I can't think of anything to write today,

I can't come up with any words to say.

My tired brain is on vacation,

My wit is dry...evaporation.

So then I'll type on my computer,

A bunch of words that are less astuter.  

(Yeah, that's not a word, I'm well aware

before you point it out and make me swear)

For this writing I'm not paid a dime

So pardon me if the words don't sound alike.

Hence from this prose I will now quit,

Before you think I am full of sh...aving cream.

Maybe some extra caffeine will help me write a little better.  

But too much caffeine will make me into a little fretter.

There once an Almanac writer

Who couldn't write limericks at all.

Have a great day, and may your mental blocks be used to build something useful!