Squibs

 

My “week days” are in scare quotes, my WEEKENDS are in caps. (Vacations) are an afterthought.

Learning a foreign language is somewhat easier once you admit your own native tongue is also a crazy shambles. 

Your Live Free or Die is Slavery to Me.

We view our political opponents as being from the dark side of the moon. Yet even the dark side is lit up half the time. 

Whether you follow the speed limit from fear of the cops or from fear of a crash says much about your character. 

I carry a supply of “Hi my name is...” stickers to blend in with the crowd. 

Chairman Joe