States that have banned plastic bags now see face masks stuck in tree branches.
As we fill the buckets of others, our own buckets are filled at the same time. If the other person has a hole in his bucket, fill faster.
In the brothel, rape is transformed into a financial arrangement.
We live in a Hatfields vs McCoys world. Clinton’s impeachment was for forcing Nixon out. The assault on the Capitol was for the summer riots. Can’t we all just get a hot chocolate and go home to bed?
An old bladder is like an old wineskin into which we put new urine. This leads to trouble as foretold in the Bible.
Chairman Joe
lol...that last line!
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