When I try to go for a run, my Achilles heel is my Achilles heel.
Since I have gotten older it is harder and harder to face my face.
To make my writing more interesting, I have decided to add verbs to my adverbs.
My dog is not a good car pet...he is ruining the carpet.
When you see food such as seafood that is less than grade A...it is likely grade C food.
Vikings fans are not uptight...they are loose sir for those losers!
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Shopping for the best price on soap can be bar gaining bargaining.
I had a lamb who wouldn't do anything...one day I said, "You useless ewe!"
I knew this guy who was taking a shower and was attacked by a white bear. He ran outside and climbed a telephone pole. He was a poler, bare, running from a polar bear.
Any questions? If not...today's word play is finished!
You write great stuff.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
ReplyDeleteOne is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
ReplyDeleteWho’s bigger? Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger’s son?
Mr. Biggers son is a little bigger.
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