Wannaskan Almanac for May 5, 2020 I Can't Drive

Wow...is it Bonza Bottler Day again already?  It seems like this crazy little day happens every month.  Which it does.  Bonza Bottler Day is when the day of the month matches the number of the month.  So 1/1, 2/2, 3/3...all the way up to 12/12 (or 13/13 on ultimate leap years) is known as Bonza Bottler Day.  Read more about it here.  You can also make plans to join us for the Wannaskan Almanac Quintessential Bonza Bottler Day Cruise being planned to coincide with March 3, 3333.  Spots are filling up fast so get that 33 dollar down payment in as soon as possible.
Today is also Cinco De Mayo.  The festival is celebrated in honor of 1862 military victory over a superior French force.  The festival was 'invented' in America by a group of students back in 1967.  Each year since then Cinco de Mayo gets bigger thanks to people of Mexican descent - and those who just like a good margarita!

Today is also Hand Hygiene Day.  So...wash those mittens you naughty kittens!
The following are also observed on May 5:
Arson Awareness Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
Be Kind to Animals Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
Choose Privacy Week - May 1-7
Dating and Life Coach Recognition Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
Drinking Water Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
Economic Development Week - May 4-9, 2020
Flexible Work Arrangement Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
Goodwill Industries Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
International Building Safety Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
International Clitoris Awareness Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
International Coaching Week - May 4-10, 2020
Kids Win Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
National Alcohol & Other Drug-Related Birth Defects Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
National Anxiety & Depression Awareness Week - May 3-9, 2020
National Children's Book Week - May 4-10, 2020 and also November 9-15, 2020
National Correctional Officer's Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
National Family Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
National Herb Week - May 3-9, 2020 (Week Prior to Mother's Day)
National Hug Holiday Week - May 3-9, 2020
National Hurricane Preparedness Week - May 3-9, 2020
National Library Legislative Day - May 4-5, 2020
National Neuropathy Awareness Week - May 4-10, 2020
National Pet Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
National Physical Education and Sports Week - May 1-7 (First Week in May)
National Postcard Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
National Raisin Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
National Safety Stand Down Week - May 4-8, 2020
National Small Business Week - May 3-9, 2020
National Sun Safety Week - May 4-10, 2020
National Tourism Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
National Wildflower Week - May 4-10, 2020
North American Occupational Safety and Health Week (NAOSH) - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
Peripheral Neuropathy Awareness Week - May 4-9, 2020
Public Service Recognition Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
Puppy Mill Action Week - May 4-10, 2020 (Begins the Monday before Mother's Day)
Root Canal Appreciation Week - May 3-9, 2020
Teacher Appreciation Week - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
Update Your References Week - May 3-9, 2020
Week of the Classroom Teacher - May 3-9, 2020 (First Full Week in May)
World Dystonia Awareness Week - May 3-11
As you can see...if you can't find something to celebrate this week then you aren't trying hard enough!

55 is the age where you can be considered a senior citizen.  Almost all of the writers for the Wannaskan Almanac are far older than 55.  Many are closer to 155.  The southern writer is much younger than 55.
55 used to be the national speed limit.  Then it was raised to 65...then 70...then finally whatever that guy up ahead of you is doing.
The song "I can't drive 55" by Sammy Hagar would make a great theme song for whatever you are celebrating today.  It is a great song to have on the radio when you are pulled over for speeding.  It really makes the cops laugh.
Hopefully you are able to get out and about.  If you are still in lockdown you can read about the events above.  You can even get margaritas delivered to your house.  Thank you Uber Eats---I mean Uber Drinks!