The Chinese are uniform in their white hospital masks, while we Americans look like Butch Cassidy and his kid robbing a bank.
There are few things sadder than a clothes horse yoked to a horse of a different color.
The alcoholic washes up on the shore like a shipwrecked sailor. He resolves, and resolves again, to stick to dry land. Yet he knows the sea is in his blood.
There are few things sadder than a clothes horse yoked to a horse of a different color.
The alcoholic washes up on the shore like a shipwrecked sailor. He resolves, and resolves again, to stick to dry land. Yet he knows the sea is in his blood.
Some crazy heirs will transfer their entire estate to their own and their siblings lawyers.
Go ahead and fly your candidate’s flag. But not on the same pole as Old Glory. It’s bad flag etiquette.
Of course we appreciate spousal advice on how to do our job better. Though we much prefer “Fabulous, darling!”
Chairman Joe
I resemble your "mask" squib. I was given a yellow duckie mask at Altru and I'm not ashamed to wear it.
ReplyDeleteYour alcoholic squib is one of your best serious squibs. (How many serious squibs can we count. I say on one hand.)
DeleteI try for 10% silly and 10% serious. The rest are of no fixed address.