Squibs

We’re delighted when the weatherman promises a spell of fine weather. But stormy weather’s always on the way if we look far enough into the future. 

We think the adherents of certain religions are being duped. While the adherents themselves tell us to tend to our own salvation. 

The perfect taco shell should have a neutral taste and the shatter-resistant texture of edible cardboard. 

If we can’t read our spouse’s mind, we should at least learn to read their lips. 

I was shocked to discover that fruit juice has almost as much sugar as Coke. I now feel less guilty drinking Coke. 

While searching for a vaccine, scientists should be working on affordable electron scanning microscope glasses so we can see the little barstiches coming. 

Chairman Joe