Squibs

We’re convinced that if we were ever in a hostage situation for a few weeks with our favorite celebrity, they’d want to stay friends afterwards. 
Even if it was just a card at Christmas. 

The alcoholic asks Jesus to turn the wine back to water. 

They say "Fake it till you make it." Keep on doing that, till they say, "play dead."

Passive negation: refusing to do the task you could not say no to. 

The market absorbs our money, no problem. Extracting it back out can be the devil’s own work. 

Disney bought Tigger and Eeyore and also Pooh Bear. 

That’s like Bud slurping up your favorite craft beer.  

Chairman Joe