August 20, 2019...the Wanna Skan Al Ma Knack

Now that was fo' net tick!
Today is August 20.  This is the 232nd day of 2019.  That is 1624 days in dog days.  Which leads me to my first cartoon.

On this day in history:

AD 14  Agrippa Postumus was executed by his guards.  This was done under suspicious circumstances, which would likely be verified by a posthumous autopsy.  

AD 1083  Canonization of the first King of Hungary, Saint Stephen.  Before he came to Hungary he was known as Jojo.  That is because you aren't yourself when you are in Hungary.

AD 1519 General Wang Yangming defeated Zhu Chenhao which ended the Prince of Ning rebellion against the Ming Zhengde Emperor.  Gee that was a lot of G's.  

Holidays on August 20 include:

Lemonade Day...for when life gives you lemons.

National Chocolate Pecan Pie Day...because plain old pecan pie is too blah.

National Radio Day...Celebrate quickly before all the DJ's are replaced by AI.

World Mosquito Day...Seriously?  Some sick person came up with that!

Today's top five puns:

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Every time I get naked in the bathroom the shower gets turned on.

I couldn't figure out how my seatbelt worked...then it clicked.

To whoever invented zero...thanks for nothing.

I know a guy who lost his whole left side.  He is all right now.

Thanks for reading!  May your day be filled with smiles.  Or at least custard.