It's ok to vote your values. Just be sure your candidate is one of the lesser demons.
You can tell people how awesome you are.
But it will make a greater impression if you somehow improve their day
At a certain age Plan A becomes completely untenable.
The days of the week-
O what a crew
The Sun and the Moon
Woden and Tiu
Thor and Ms. Frigga
-Saturn's there too
We can't describe God
(Though we know Hell is hot)
The best we can do
Is say what God's wrought
He went to flirting technique school
So what does she think?
-Still a chauvinist pig
Therefore he stinks
To prove they’re not weak Dems do things that aren’t cool
GOPers are strong but must prove they’re not fools
Incels o Incels, there’s hope for your curse
Charm school it’s called - you'll come out less worse
Then save up your pennies and hop on a jet
The developing world has a wife for you yet
When you see a good deal go for it now.
There's no such thing as an old bargain.
I know I should dig for the cause of my screw ups, but it's more fun to see how creative I can be in solving them. If I'm really clever I'll not repeat them.
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