Car salesmen are notorious for speaking only to the husband. It’s not that they disrespect the wife’s intelligence, rather they fear her due diligence.
Obesity always waits upon the table of the voluptuous.
The hotel hearing-impaired room is placed logically between the elevator and the ice machine, though the vibrations remain to annoy.
While it’s true that no man is an island, many insist on paddling their canoe to that non-existent place.
When we dream, someone else has control of the remote.
God made us, God loves us, but looking at our team’s abysmal record, God needs to send us a new manager.
Chairman Joe
Each one a gem. You're firing on all cylinders, laddie.
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ReplyDeleteTotally agree with WW and JCP! Particularly love the car salesman squib!
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