A guy at church had on a sweatshirt that said “Jesus first, others second, me third.” I asked him to get me a cup of coffee, chop, chop!
The curse of the teetotaler: if he wakes up feeling rotten, he has nothing to blame but himself.
Some people are impossible to please. Not even tea is their cup of tea.
Consent is the line between sexy and creepy.
Birthday presents for kids happen automatically. We adults need to make our wishes known long before the candles are lit.
The fortunes of war are so random, a soldier’s best hope is to come up against troops less competent than himself.
Chairman Joe
Sassy!
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