I only broke the tip off my pencil once. It seemed pointless to do it again.
Putting herbs on your belt can be a waist of thyme.
Whenever I am sad...you're there. Whenever I have problems...you're there. Whenever I go off the deep end...you're there. Let's face it...you are bad luck.
Wanna get slapped quick? Someone at the store called my wife a pig. I told my wife, "Don't let that bother you, babe."
It is hard to make a quote about chemistry...the best ones argon.
It is hard to read the symbols at the top of an obelisk...they are higher oglyphs.
When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Let me tell you about my grandfather. He was a good man, a brave man. He had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Had to punish my chihuahua...that little uncle biter bit my aunt.
I just granted you favored wise guy status. You can now trade jokes for food.
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