Squibs

I’m keeping a stiff upper lip, but I’ll be really discouraged if I see people making Christmas themed masks. 

Our memory of pleasure is stronger than our memory of pain. So we continue to seek our jollies despite our scars and missing teeth.

People are buying more guns for protection. But what’s the point? Military drones will take them and their horde out before they know what hit them.

It’s still ok for a man to tell a woman she’s beautiful as long as he makes sure he’s a man she wants to hear it from.

We can still enjoy reading Shakespeare, but every year it takes more footnotes. How long before he becomes as remote as Chaucer?

Once they get us eating lentils, they tell us we need to upgrade to Fancy French or Black Beluga lentils.

Chairman Joe