Squibs

Brace yourself. When you get to Heaven, there'll be a huge pile of junk mail for you to go through.

Habit sees that much of the world's work gets done. And much that would be better left undone.

Downsizing for me means better compaction and compression rather than saying sayonara and adios to my treasured collections.

Even the most luxurious hotels get a few one star online reviews: "The chocolate placed on my pillow was overly sweet. I specifically requested bitter."

Sports fans wake up! Robotic cars will soon be followed by robotic football players.

When avocados arrive in our store they're rock hard and cost a dollar. The price doubles when they're ripe, then drops back as they rot.

Chairman Joe