You ever look at an online marketplace and ask yourself...why? For example:
Why sell only one of these? And which one is for sale says I, wringing hands evily.
Why buy tulips when you can buy two lips?
Why would I want a giant kazoo?
Why risk get marooned on your next three hour tour without one of these?
Why would I buy something that is hard to find? That just doesn't make sense.
Why sell only one of these? And which one is for sale says I, wringing hands evily.
Why buy tulips when you can buy two lips?
Why would I want a giant kazoo?
Why risk get marooned on your next three hour tour without one of these?
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| I would need to see a picture of Heather first. |
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| One wonders why they only made one of these... |
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| Why would I want a refrigerator that doesn't cool? |
And now, Contemplative Wit--With Hot Coco:
It seems that even the snootiest "world revolves around me" lady can be quite approachable when her daughter has girl scout cookies for sale.
My boss always has my back. Yeah, there is usually a knife in her hand, but she means uh...
Amazon makes ordering easy and regret even easier.
If you’re ever feeling crushed by the weight of the world, remember that diamonds are just pieces of charcoal that handled pressure exceptionally well. Or maybe they just had a clear vision.
I’m currently practicing meditation. It’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is definitely not for you. That’s not a deep thought, that’s just a "drop" of common sense.
"The scale of the universe is staggering, but remember: even if you feel small, you still have a lot of inner space to explore. Just try not to get lost in thought—it’s a long walk back to reality."
Money talks. Mine says, "Goodbye". My wife's say, "You will never find me!"
ReplyDeleteIt’s too early to be lol.
I might wake everyone up.
I’m just chuckling in the inner space mentioned above.