A Poet in the Wannaska Weeds: Joe McDonnell
For the second week in a row, we feature a local poet. This week's poet is originally from the Boston area, and if certain people had not emigrated, he might have been from “merry ol’” Ireland.* Joe McDonnell, our guest poet today is exceedingly merry. It’s easy to tell when he’s around by the laughter and comradery that prevails. Jokes, squibs, gibes, and one-liners roll off his tongue like honey dripping from hot toast.
Mr. McDonnell is one of the most intriguing poets you will ever read. He’s darn good at creative prose as well, and his letter-writing is worth more than the price of a stamp. Lest we disremember, Joe is a two-day-a-week contributor to Wannaskan Almanac. Fridays, his posts flutter, and flitter around historic themes, and on Sundays – yes, every Sunday – he graces us with bowlful of his always-original “squibs.” (See “Background” below.)
In conversations with him, I can never tell when he’s serious or when he’s joking. That could be due to my lacking a sense of humor. On the other hand, the dilemma may arise from his crafty ways with words, clever bon mots, and dead-on witticisms that keep his confused readers and listeners on their toes. So, as you read his work, beware of poetic traps, free-verse mine fields, and humor that is or isn’t. Who can tell? One thing that has to be said about our guest poet is “he’s got range.” Read his creations and feel your head spin.
The first poem is one of his latest and greatest. We think it’s prize-worthy, but for now, we can only blow kisses to the poet, wafted over the pines on Westerly breezes. (That’s the kisses wafted, not the poet. Just try wafting a poet!)
The second poem has a definite Buddhist tinge to it. There’s “Awakening,” of course, and the obstacles (“distractions”). And then the snap of the last line asking the cogent question that rests between the “absolute” and the “conventional”. This scrappy little poem delivers a one-two punch.
Third, and just as intriguing as its predecessors, the egg/ego piece provides another take on spiritual challenge, ending on a melancholy note. As a finale, the moon-gazing piece is bound to get you out tonight to find out if the moon has the same effect on you as it has on the poet and his subjects.
Fág a' Bealach!
The Irish poet from Wannaska goes forth!
I’m an animal too
After my fast
I feel the same pain in my belly
As the woodchuck snuffling the air.
Left alone for a day
I share the exultation of the mountain lion
Roaming his rocky castle
On day two alone
I am one with the firefly
As he switches on his cozy lamp
Yes my friends
I’ve had a great Awakening.
Unfortunately, my satori
Came with a snooze button.
Everything’s a distraction
A pebble in my shoe,
A glass of beer,
Your girlish smile.
Maybe that’s the point.
Some days early
I think I've cracked the ego
shell and shucked it off, but
That's the albumin talking.
I have poked holes only
And dreamt of nothing
Beyond.
At five to one the moon came up
I turned and pulled the shade
Our ancient dads and grandams
Would have heartened to that light
And taken spears to roust a stag
Or procreate a babe
Background
Prior to becoming a lad of leisure, Joe served in several capacities, notably social worker and earlier, member of the U.S. Armed Forces – unit: Navy. The tales to be told about the latter would fill the latrines of Norris Camp! He has worn many, many other hats, but we’ll leave those for another time – or not.
Joe claims he isn’t a writer; however, today’s post belies his assertion. His Sunday Squibs are non-stop combinations of humor and humility. Joe might want to reconsider what writing really is. In case you aren’t familiar with squibs, generally, they are short pieces of satirical writing; however, I prefer the other definition: a small firework that burns with a hissing sound before exploding. Extrapolating from “firework,” there is the “damp squib,” a fired projectile that does not have enough force behind it to exit the barrel and thus becomes stuck. Read Joe’s Sunday posts and draw your own conclusions. It’s worth more than the price of a subscription to Wannaskan Almanac.
So, if you enjoyed this week’s poems, let me know. Maybe I can coax a few more out of our local celebrity writer. Any return visit will certainly be a hullabaloo! Once word gets out, there will be a hubbub and a hurrah!
Exploration 1: If you know this poet (or even if you don’t) write a brief character profile based only on his poetry.
Exploration 2: How does nature thread its way through the poems?
Exploration 3: Is there a common theme running through the poems, or a message that threads its way among the pieces?
Exploration 4: Do you find Joe’s poetry to be: (a) humorous, (b) silly, (c) profound, (d) easy to understand, (e) inscrutable, (f) fluff ‘n duff, (g) manly, (h) like a damp squib, (i) humble, (j) pious, (k) down to earth, (h) a hullabaloo?
*My former English relatives-in-law would despise me for the misappropriation of their adjectives. In my own defense, my UK relatives are mostly old; none of them are – or were – merry.
Joe's assertion that he isn't a writer is pretty much total BS as all his friends and family know. Here's a sample he wrote several years ago, of a trip to Regina, Manitoba, when he advised a young Canadian bartender about the finer points of wine:
ReplyDelete"... Tyler had no interest in the local sports teams. He was a fan of Die Mannschaft, the German national soccer team. Tyler’s parents were German immigrants and he had spent considerable time in Munich. When I requested a gall of wine he asked for some wine tips to impress his girlfriend. He said the whole wine thing was intimidating.
I suggested he first determine if his girlfriend preferred dry wine or sweet. Red or white., then he just had to remember four wines. Tyler got out a pen and grabbed a napkin.
“There are many alternatives, but just to keep things simple: dry red: Pinot Noir, sweet red: Lambrusco; dry white: Pinot Grigio; sweet white: Reisling from Germany, preferably."
“What if she likes super sweet wine?” Tyler asked.
“Then you should look for a new girlfriend.”
Before we left, Tyler presented Joe with a Molson’s Canadian pint glass for his collection. “What an honor!”
And Joe won a MPR poetry contest years ago too, which I just know I've mentioned within the Almanac these past three years, but must remind readers of it, just for the heck of it since Joe's writing is the subject of this blogpost in the first place:
Confident and strong
The Heart Land
Laughs off the jibes
From the water’s edge,
While making grub
For those coastal mockers.
Wisely innocent
The Heart Land
Balances on broad shoulders
The nation’s roving
Compass beam.
Joe and his wife Teresa do a lot of traveling and meet an interesting array of people. He has frequently written about his travels;
"The story of the Hunley was what drew me to Charleston. Anyone with claustrophobia may want to stop reading now. Imagine yourself sitting on a narrow bench in a dark oval shaped tube three feet by four with seven other people as you crank on a shaft hour after hour. Also realize that you’re below the surface of Charleston Harbor, sometimes resting on the bottom.
"Remember that this is an experimental craft which has already sunk twice, killing 13 men, including its inventor Horace Hunley. There’s a barrel of gunpowder at the end of a 20 foot spar attached to the bow of your vessel. You plan to detonate this torpedo against the hull of a Union ship blockading the harbor. Would the hero’s welcome that would greet you on your return to port induce you to climb through that narrow hatch and put to sea?"
Not a writer, huh? Not a poet? Exaggerate much? Your wife will be wondering what in heck you've been doing by yourself all these years, when she's away, if not writing -- as you've told her over and over again: "I'm writing my Roseau Times-Region 50th Anniversaries column; I'm writing my Raven story ... I'm writing my Wannaskan Almanac blog post. I'm writing my Richwood story ...
"And I am haunted by the memory of a little town I chanced upon my last couple of trips. The tiny town of Richwood is like a bit of the nineteenth century, tucked away in the rolling hills, surrounded by little lakes. The area is mostly inhabited by cabin owners. Detroit Lakes, 12 miles to the southwest, is full of huge resorts thanks to its big lake. I’m guessing Richwood is where the year round residents go when they want to escape the tourists."
Yeah Joe, time for your nap.