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A good actor can neutralize the cringe-worthy parts of a bad script so the audience doesn't have to suffer them.

When things are slow, the hardware store owner is tempted to invoke the demon who causes us to misplace our tools.

The tourist board in any country that has been seeded with land mines can tell you that war and hospitality do not mix.

When we ask God for vision we want to see the Celestial City and not have a spotlight turned on our grubby lodgings.

Death ends communication with the living. Some start practicing this years before their official end.

A group of four can have an intimate conversation. Beyond that it's a lecture, a panel discussion, or a free-for-all.

In youth we can abuse our body parts. In age those parts demand some TLC, or else.

Mice have been around for 65 million years; humans for only 200,000. The mice have benefitted greatly from our coming, so must look upon our attempts to kill them as rent.

In a new dystopian Netflix series, the South secedes again. Any suggestions for who should play the new Jefferson Davis?


Chairman Joe


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  1. My vote for actor to play Jefferson Davis is Kim Coates - blue eyes and sharp features. I refuse to think of which politician might be silly enough to try to pull it off in real life.

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