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I Walk the (Plimsoll) Line

 



by Chairman Joe McDonnell

A week ago Tuesday, December 1, my fellow Almanacker, Mr. Hot Cocoa, noted than the first tennis shoes  were called Plimsolls. I knew a Plimsoll line was something on a ship, but I didn't know what a line  had to do with tennis shoes, nor that this line had ended the Parliamentary career of it's inventor, Samuel Plimsoll.

Rubber soles were first attached to uppers in the 1830s. By the 1870s there was enough of a middle class in England that there was a demand for rubber soled shoes for tennis and croquet. Samuel Plimsoll was born in 1824 in Bristol, England. He started off at the bottom working in a brewery and rose to be manager. He started his own coal business but went bankrupt and was reduced to living with other down and outers in a boarding house. This experience gave him sympathy for the poor, and when fortune returned, he vowed to do what he could to help the working class.

He was elected to Parliament as a member of the Liberal party during the time of the notorious coffin ships. Ship owners would overload their ships, making sure they were heavily insured. If the ship made it, the owner made a good profit. If the ship sank the owner collected the insurance and to hell with the crew. 

Plimsoll  worked for years on a bill that, if it became law, would limit the amount of cargo a ship could carry. His main opposition was from other members of Parliament who were also ship owners. Just as the bill was coming to a vote, the Conservative prime minister withdrew it. Old Plimsoll lost his cool. He called his opponents "villains" and shook his fist at the house speaker. This was unacceptable behavior and Plimsoll apologized. The populace knew the bill had been withdrawn at the bidding of the shipowners and public opinion forced a new vote and a law with teeth was passed. The line on ships showing how heavily they could be loaded was named after Plimsoll.

Plimsoll resigned from Parliament and became president of the National Sailors Union. He worked for the humane treatment of cattle being transported on ships. Later, he traveled to the U.S. to lobby publishers there to tone down the anti-British sentiments in textbooks used by American children. What an excellent fellow!

Enough about Sam Plimsoll. What about Plimsoll tennis shoes? As noted above, tennis and croquet shoes first appeared in 1876. In 1920, a new brand came out with a colored line around the top of the sole. If the wearer went into water deeper than the line, his or her feet would get wet. Plimsoll had died 22 years earlier so was never aware of this tribute. 

Plimsolls went with Scott on his expedition to the South Pole. That doesn't seem very practical, but perhaps they were only used inside the tent. Between the two World Wars, British soldiers were issued either white or black versions. The soldiers were kept busy either whitening or blackening their Plimsolls. The shoes were also used to apply corporeal punishment to erring soldiers, and acquired the name slappers.

Plimsoll with line


Plimsoll line


Plimsoll


Comments

  1. Ah, you're quite the historian! This is a very good example of your craft, right down to these shoes being called 'slappers.' "Really Dad?"

    For the uninformed, Chairman Joe is renown, especially in his family if not in Roseau County and beyond, as being quite the story teller, truth-stretcher, bullshitter, embellisher, exaggerator, etc, etc, to the point of his sons, as youths, often wholly believed every word he'd say as gospel (And why wouldn't they? He's your DAD!) Looks like a red-haired Jesus, saintly in every respect, kind to a fault, etc, etc. . . when on occasion, one or the other would repeat his 'story' as fact, to their own, sometimes great, embarrassment.

    "Hahaha! Nedster! Nedster! Nedster! Your dad didn't invent the toaster oven! That's rich! Hoo hah!"

    Matt had to finally accept his dad didn't invent the wheel; for Joey, it was fire. This guy's stories were fantastical. One can only imagine what he may have told his wife. No wonder she doesn't laugh at his jokes anymore.

    This lead to a preemptive disclosure of fact or fiction called the "Really Dad?" question, whereupon Chairman Joe must truthfully state he was just fibbing for fun -- or not.

    A shoe with a warning line on it to indicate a high water line to the wearer? What?? A recent former-President of the United States couldn't come up with that one! I know levity is necessary in our trying times, but this one's out of the park! Really Dad?

    But speaking of shoes, in order to maintain this wildly humorous roll you are on, I urge you to examine, (or invent), the reason the open-toed, footed, open-heeled rubber-soled foot apparel that are now called 'flip'flops' were, in our day, called 'thongs', and aren't anymore.

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    1. I can’t help exaggerating a bit for which I apologize. I’m trying to be more serious in my declining years.
      The toaster oven story is a Reynoldian invention, but he’s told it so many times that now even my own kids believe it. And we never even owned a toaster oven!

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  2. I empathize with The Chairman's sons. My Arab grandfather was always telling us how the Arabs invented everything, algebra included. The confusion rested on the inconvenient fact that the Arabs did invent algebra and made a stab at trigonometry. Many common items also came from the Middle East including soap, toothbrushes and bank checks. In particular, grandpa espoused that the Fertile Crescent* was the cradle of civilization - experts agree.) The trouble with people like the Chairman and Grandpa Jaime Shwery is that about half of what they say is true. That means it's really tough to sort fact from bravado. We should invent a plimsoll line that measures truth from fiction. Watch out Mr. Chairman! Ahdhir, jidha!

    *Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Israel, Egypt, and parts of Turkey and Iran

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