Squibs

 

When I put too much salt in something I'm cooking, I adjust the seasoning with water and call it soup.

We can all exist a couple of hours without water, but nursing a bottle gives us the illusion we're doing something useful.

Whichever religion you chose, it's essential to get the real thing and not a cheap imitation.

Reason weighs nothing. It's no match for a throbbing 12 ounce heart.

As we get old, our mothers of course are long gone; even our mother tongue starts to desert us.

Love is blind, but after the flash, the vision almost always clears.

No amount of butter can redeem the toast that's burned.

Car design has gotten so conservative, the only way to tell a ten year old model from a new one is by the rust holes.

Chairman Joe