February...known for its unusual spelling...is also known as the month of love. You know...Valentine's Day and all that. Here are some of the strangest and funniest things I have seen about Valentine's Day.
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Love is famously "in the air," but let’s be honest: it’s mostly just in the err. It begins with the fundamental error of judgment that leads you to believe a person who eats cereal with a fork is "quirky" rather than a red flag with legs. Then comes the comedy of errors known as the first date, where you'll inevitably mispronounce the wine selection and accidentally catapult a cherry tomato across the restaurant. We spend our lives wandering into the wrong bars, swiping on the wrong profiles, and texting the wrong "Hey" to the wrong person at 2:00 AM, all in the vain hope that two wrongs will eventually make a "happily ever after." In the end, romance is less about finding your soulmate and more about finding that one special person whose specific brand of nonsense doesn't make you want to fake your own death and move to a remote fainting goat farm.
Want to have some fun if you are already married? Why not rate your mate by filling out a dating profile. See if you actually match up on anything. It is a great way to find out that you just can't stand each others quirks but you figure you might just have to stay together for the sake of the chihuahua...God rest his soul!
ReplyDeleteVive la différence!
And you heard the one about the guy who loved his wife so much he merely told her
ReplyDeleteHey...that is genius!
DeleteNo, no, no 'February' is known for 'groundhogs,' first and foremost. I mean, what's the first --wait a minute, I mean the 2nd -- on everyone's mind? Did the groundhog see its shadow? Not, 'Oh my, oh my what am I to give my sweetheart on February 14th?" What a load of crap, Cocoa! C'mon!
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