Wannaskan Almanac for Tuesday, January 14, 2025 Predictions From Some Madmen!

Way back in 1925, a scientist named Archibald Montgomery Low made some predictions about what the year 2025 would look like.  You can read about these predictions here.  Luckily for you, archivists at the International Wannaskan Almanac World Headquarters were able to find the following predictions written by Steve R...no, that is too obvious...let's call him S. Reynolds...and his criminally insane companion Joe McDonald (name changed to conceal his identity).  Here are century old predictions for 2025...Almanac style!

1.  People will be using things called computers.  They will be the size of a nomadic tribesman's tent and will be powerful enough to put out fires accidentally started on any number of occasions.  You can also use them to create visuals such as black and white images of yourself fishing.  Then you can crop the pictures, editing them to make it look like the oversized minnow you are using is actually a nice big walleye.  That should help Mr. Hot Coco!  

Ooh...that's a monster Mr. Hot Coco!

2.  Humans will find a way to colonize the moon.  This will be extremely beneficial after the great grated cheese famine of 1974.  After people line up for hours just to get a handful of barely edible grated cheese, scientists will send adventure taco chefs to the moon aboard a giant, grate shaped craft.  They will gratefully grate a great amount of grateable (not a word, but I can't help myself at this point) cheese and send it back to the most powerful country in the world at the time...Portugal.  The Portuguese will use a monorail system to distribute the cheese.  This is because grated cheese has to be shipped at night (as everyone knows) and with so much cheese gone from the surface of the moon (causing blackouts and tidal disruptions) it would be dangerous to ship any other way.  

From the World of Cheesecraft collection

3.  A football player and a singer will become romantically involved.  This couple will exert influence over millions of people who will listen to their words like they are sage professors.  Nah...that could never happen!

That's all I have time for today.  See you next week!