Trump is silly to say he wants to make Canada the 51st state. He must realize each of the ten provinces will want to be an individual state-- not all lumped together.
Quebec especially needs to be handled with kid gloves.
Once the Gulf of Mexico is changed to the Gulf of America, the next item on the First 100 Days agenda will be to change New Mexico to Not Mexico.
If you have to study a pun, its pleasures will be purely academic.
Is it a triple check or a quadruple check when you double check that you have double checked something?
The best gift you can give your spouse is to tell them what you want for Christmas, by Thanksgiving.
Sit next to the worst singer in the chorus
He may be a loud noisy beast
But he'll make you sound so much better
To your own mortal ears at the least
When I look at the infinite stars
Or within at my uncounted atoms
I see we're unsinkable boats
Asail on a sea with no bottom
Some stand on the shoulders of the giants of science
While others tie the giant’s shoe laces together
Children are born not with a tabla rasa but with a mundus fenestra- a clean window which gets slowly obscured with the dust of the world
It may rain on your parade
The skies have no compassion
But do not let the bastards drown
Whatever is your passion
You are in fne fiddle today. I want the unsinkable boat squib carved in wood!
ReplyDeleteFav Squib Today: The first one about Canadian Provinces. Agree with Ginny that you are playing a fine Irish jig on your fiddle today.
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