President Biden decided to step down when the Secret Service refused his request to be grazed by a bullet.
"Single Cat Ladies" are the "Basket of Deplorables" of this election.
Robert Kennedy Jr. has withdrawn from the race. His father can now renew his process of resting in peace.
And now for something completely different...
AI is a success!
It can be just as knuckleheaded as we are.
Sin is like an iceberg in the night dead ahead. We see it. We turn the helm. Hard...
But it feels like forever before our ship to start to turn.
That my candidate is totally unfit for office is not a good enough reason to switch my vote to his or her opponent.
Click bait is not angling for you, but for your wallet.
Your item donated to the thrift store may bring a small profit to charity, or it may just be on its last stop before the landfill.
The saints don't mind the humiliation that frees them to be of use to the world.
Scientists need a lake surface that's calm so they can peer into the depths.
Most of us are either jouncing down a mountain stream into the lake or else drifting sleepily out of it.
I'm going to get some bold red tee shirts printed: "TMCITUFOINAGERTSMVTHOHO: Think about it, seriously."
ReplyDeleteSome network should hire you to cover the election with a couple of daily squibs! Where you get the juiced-up energy to create these I'll never know. Keep 'em comin'!
ReplyDeleteBiden stepped down because he falls going up....
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who needs to have TMCITUFOINAGERTSMVTHOHO translated for me?
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