Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. I think I’ll do this piece of cake unto myself, reserving half for the others.
If you get too good at keeping your fire going through the night, you’ll grow rusty at starting it anew in the morning.
Sincerity’s a syrup
Boiled from watery sap
Keep the heart fire burning
Let the world your sweetness lap
We are each other’s lifeboat
We do not live alone
Made of love- whatever floats
Let mine not be stone
Half the fun of travel is in the anticipation.
The other half is showing your pics to your victims.
Racism is the shame of the human race
Is portmanteau itself a portmanteau word?
How about suitcase?
Funeral: When people you've never met
gather and tell stories you've never heard
about a person you thought you knew.
People visit us for my wife's beauty
They stay for my idiot's savantry
I feel uneasy seeing a safe in my motel room.
Is the reception clerk also a bail bondsman?
Could the complimentary breakfast be my last?
At least we aren't inviting folks over for slide shows anymore.
ReplyDeleteWe had a funeral at Johnnie's, den eh? "David ... Smith?"
ReplyDeleteHere's another version of the "golden rule" : Do unto others as they would have you do unto them. (JPS original) At least this way, one person has a chance of getting what they want.
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