Cheers!
May 15 is International Pun Day. Puns are the black sheep of the humor family because they're so baaaad. Which reminds of the lamb that lay down on a plaque because it needed some bas relief.
Here are my puns written since the last International Pun Day. Some have already appeared in Word Wednesday in the Wannaskan Almanac.
While most mothers have children because they enjoy it,
Pro Jenny gets paid for it.
What vehicle do jousting knights use?
The Chevy Impaler
Who’s the prettiest girl in the underworld?
Brigitte Bardo
How do linguists find relief?
By moving their vowels.
What might you think yourself if you’ve never been run over?
Autoimmune
What occurs when a joke flops?
It enters The Hall of Lame, posthumorously
Who's the best singer on Easter Island?
Rapper Nui
What animal hangs around the rink?
Puck-game wolf
Where do Irish sailors go for relief?
Port O’Paddy
Who’s best at filling a cab?
A taxidermist
How does a Backwardian eat dinner?
-Presert
-Main course
-Aftertizers
What kind of drum does a paradox play?
A conun drum.
How is A-M similar to N-Z?
They’re both halphabets.
What word would best describes a party composed of the far right and the far left?
Idiotsyncratic
How are Moses’ mother and an injured athlete alike
They’re both Jocabeds.
How should a witch’s brew be served?
At broom temperature
What did a disappointed Tweety Bird say when he discovered he had thawed a bunny for dinner?
-“I tawt I tawed a puddy tat.”
What raisin loves to just be?
-Raisin d’etre
At what battle was Al Dente the hero?
-Spagettysburg.
Who makes the best soybean nuts?
-Eddie’s mommy.
How does the devil get to work?
He takes the hellevator.
Who pushes people aside to find a seat after church has started?
-Manny Pewlate
Which pizza do opera singers relax with?
-Domino’s Placido.
Who works in all-natural garages?
-Organic mechanics
Why do some men remain unmarried?
They swallowed the batch of he-lore.
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| Puns are fun Puns are basic Without puns Life is tasteless |
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