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Sunday Squibs

 



My bandwith is as wide as ever; there’s just less stuff being broadcast on it. 


There are so many things in my wheelhouse that I can no longer find the wheel. 


Three quarters of Americans are overweight. How about a law that no one ten per cent over their ideal body weight can vote; Congress exempted of course. 


If no one listens to you then write a book. 

If no one reads it, you’ll at least have a nice doorstop.  


Wisdom enables us to discern which of our intellectual betters is solid and which is a looney. 


The Republicans hold the keys of the kingdom and a two year lease before the people ask, “Why is this door locked?”


AI is creating a picture of me that others might recognize but that is totally foreign to my selfie. 


The person torturing you on the rack does not want you to tell the truth. Rather, he’s trying to get you to believe his lie. 

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  1. In 2002, Nathan Hope tripped and cut his lip - He posted a photo of the injury and coined the word selfie. In 2013, the OED named it the word of the year. You're in a league with those Aussies who play with wordies!

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