Sunday Squibs

 

I tried following someone else’s path to salvation but they kept blocking the way. 

So I cut cross country till I found a path of my own. 

I have this deal with God.  I don’t put Him to the test and He doesn’t lead me into temptation. 

This woman and that man may not be naturally nice people, but courtship gives them the chance to show they at least have the potential for being so. 

Floridians who refuse to evacuate must keep their saber saw charged up in case they need to cut a hole in the roof when their attic floods.

The hair shirt was designed to grow more irritating with age.

For some, the world itself is their hair shirt.

For many, Plan B is to take their ball and go home.

We see through a glass darkly. 

We hear through a wall badly . 

We trip on a rug clumsily. 

The kitchen counters of the elderly are cluttered with the things they used to keep on the shelves.