Sunday Squibs

 

Not doing what makes you feel guilty will eventually make you happy. 

If that theory proves wrong, it will at least keep you out of jail. 

Life’s a casino 

You could lose your soul

The best plan’s to fold ‘em

Then walk, run, or lol

I’ve been 13.8 billion years getting here. About the same number years I’ll be gone. 

We are to cultivate childlike wonder without being childish. 

I want to cultivate the whiskey mind without having to drink ish.

The poor ye shall always have with you. 

Thanks be to God. 

Someone needs to know how to do things and fix stuff.

The Good Thief: patron saint of procrastinators 

If your thoughts sound perverse

And rather trashé

Express them in verse

It will give them cachet

The moment between an event and one's reaction to it is where wisdom lies. 

My big event is to wake up. 

My reaction: Keep eyes shut tight. 

The wisdom of the ancients

Is mostly whistling in the dark

I follow the whistler of “Mammy”

Just as a lark

Yes, an autocrat would take away some of your freedoms,

 but he’d take away all of the freedoms of the people you hate.