Time to pun-ish you all! It is an all pun Tuesday! Enjoy!
Me, looking at the bread dough...I knead you!
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| It's nice to be kneaded |
I only wear my glasses while doing math...it improves division.
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| The puns...they seem to multiply! |
I am tired of going to shopping centers...you've seen one you've seen mall.
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| Lee've the mall jokes to us! |
I found a recipe from Morocco for homemade dinner rolls. It called for fresh thyme but mine was outdated. I used it anyway. You know, as I reminisce, I really like that old thyme Moroccan roll.
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| Terrible puns...it's the way eye roll |
I won't attend a funeral before noon. I am not really a mourning person.
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| A cloud in a mask would be a cloud in de skies! |
If you have never eaten a watch, well, let me tell you...it is time consuming!
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| Get it? If not, call I.T.! |
The pun is one of the best forms of humor. That is why on an NFL team the pun-ter is afforded so many extra protections.
If you have a favorite pun, comment below!
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