And now for more deep thoughts, with Mr. Hot Coco.
My first day as a crime scene investigator:
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me.
As the week drags on past Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
I do all my own stunts, just never intentionally.
When people say they are cooler than me, I assume they mean I am hotter than them.
Detective: How did this man drown?
Me: He couldn't breathe underwater.
Saying "Have a nice day" to someone sounds friendly, but saying "Enjoy your next 24 hours" to someone is often considered ominous and threatening.
Enjoy your day! I am off fishing. Unless it is raining. Then I will be fishing in the rain.
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