You meet an uncle you haven't seen in 10 years and think, wow, he has aged.
He's thinking the same about you.
We spend money, a. To survive, then, b. To enjoy life. The miser merges these two into one.
A dead end with enough persistence can become a lead to someplace else.
Spelunkers please ignore this advice.
Womansplaining doesn’t exist because men aren’t looking for information about makeup, couture, or intimacy.
From bacteria to creepy-crawlies on up to the beasts of the jungle, mankind has been nothing but one amendment after another.
#4 reminds me of two prams by Ogden Nash:
ReplyDeleteThe Perfect Husband
He tells you when you've got
on too much lipstick
And helps you with your girdle
when your hips stick.
A Word to Husbands
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.