We keep comparing more and more things to the Nazis. I wonder how much of the Nazi era we must pass through to neutralize the evil.
Smoking gives people something to do with their hands and drinking too sets their tongues a-working.
Minnesotans boast of their beastly wind chills the way a lion tamer fires off his cap pistol.
Some imagine the afterlife as an endless dance in a cruise ship ballroom. I'd be content as a barnacle on the good ship Almighty.
If the instructions are too concise, I take them the wrong way. If they're too complete, I don't take them at all.
Which is going to waste more of your time in the long run: damage control after something has gone wrong, or pre-damage control for all the bad things that are never going to happen?
Happy Valentines Lovely Readers
Chairman Joe
Oh, so us not-so-lovely readers don't get a Happy Valentine's offering, just the lovely ones, you tosser???
ReplyDeleteEveryone is beautiful on Valentine's Day.
ReplyDeleteEspecially about closing time: "It's not too late. Would you like to be my Valentine?"
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