For a quiet life, avoid those fishermen who are always opening cans of worms.
Participating in a seance to contact the dead is like calling the Man in the Moon on a string and tin can telephone.
A friend makes your old stories better each time they’re retold.
Late marriages need a pre-nup not for dollars and cents, but to foreswear all attempts at changing the other.
The truly jolly person is only ever serious about the cure of his own and his society’s discomforts.
If you’re smart and ambitious, you’ll make your mark. If you’re ambitious and stupid, you’ll be the mark.
Chairman Joe
We are not primarily put on this earth to see through one another,
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Peter De Vries
"A friend makes your old stories better each time they’re retold." Goodness, Mr. Chairman, I just wonder who this might be about!?
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