Squibs

An obese sedan is the SUV
The shape of the nation drives its popularity

Reading a book is like following a map through new territory.
Watching TV is like using GPS.

Glutton for punishment or glutton for fun.
Which end of the spectrum do you shade towards?

At breakfast each day I confront good and evil.
I wish I could separate them like bacon and eggs,
but they're more like a bowl of oatmeal.

Try to stay on love's broad path.
It's also the straight and narrow way to heaven.

Cheap wine will do the same job as the hundred dollar stuff.
With a gasp and a wince to boot.

Chairman Joe