I'm prepared to be nickel and dimed, as long as I have fives and tens in my pocket.
@jmcdonnell123
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher. --Ambrose Bierce
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher. --Ambrose Bierce
Some squibs from Cynthia Heimel, columnist for The Village Voice, Vogue, and Playboy; author of "If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?" and "Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-Bye":
ReplyDeletePossessions, for the terminally frightened, bring peace of mind.
Friends are the twenty-first-century version of extended families.
A sense of humor isn't everything; it's only 90 percent of everything.
A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk.
The only women who don't believe that sexual harassment is a real problem in this country
are women who have never been in the workplace.
Dear Mr. Chairman
ReplyDeleteI am relishing in your single squib of the week. When you were giving us a fairly large diet of them, it was like trying to eat 5-6 banana splits at once. With the single squib, the gourmet experience is like eating wild strawberries, one flavor-bursting fruit at a time. JPSavage
Feelin' lazy again, eh? The heat got you down, Joey? I know you do better in the fall and winter when you don't have so many things weighing on your mind. When are you goin' to publish all those Squibs that you deem unfit for public consumption? You must have tons of them accumulated on your iPhone by now, tons I tell you.
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