It is one month until Christmas, three days until Black Friday
For those of you who like to shop, you might say that this is "my day"
So crowd the stores and get up early for that door buster sale
A 90 inch big screen tv has become your white whale!
Some wait til Monday and shop online on what is called Cyber Monday
With all the deals and free shipping it is certainly a fun day.
Sitting at home and clicking leaves them so much less irrate
Until they find their treasures stolen by a passing porch pirate.
Mom and Pop...they felt left out...like they didn't matter, eh
So now we have time just for them...small merchant Saturday
By then you have digested all of that excess turkey
And are ready for some hometown goods...like scrunchies or beef jerky.
All these sellers are just working you hard to get back in the black
When all you really need each year is the Wannaskan Almanac!
Happy shopping faithful reader!
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