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I just took out a starter on my 1993 Chevy Silverado K1500 in what I'm absolutely sure is record time -- six hours and some unrecorded minutes -- between rain showers, naps, and brain farts. It was an arduous event interspersed with lots of swearing and hysterical laughter/hysterical laughter and swearing/swearing/swearing and more swearing. I only regret that I didn't video it just as all the other home-shop/in the backyard DIY sorta mechanics do BECAUSE IF THEY HAD, I WOULD'VE NOT HAVE ATTEMPTED IT.
THE BASTIDS!
However, I am grateful that, at my age of 70+ something, I can crawl under my four-wheel drive pickup, parked in grass, and wrestle its gall-dang starter motor out from behind the exhaust manifold and frame members, and still laugh at the situation in between short bursts of rain, total frustration, and layers of 'unhealthy' Canadian wildfire smoke fresh from our nearest northern neighbor, Manitoba, just 28 miles away as the ravens fly.
My shoulder, back, and hip joints pop as I pull myself out from beneath the truck gripping the aluminum running boards, again and again, for tools and the like; my disheveled goggles awry; my left side soft-rubber earplug that I employ still in place against falling rust chips and debris. Although they periodically fog up, goggles are highly prized doing this kind of work only inches from the totally-rusted undercarriage of my 32-year old pickup truck. My hair, nose, and cheeks attract what detritus the goggles don't cover and leave my face and neck rough to the touch.
Tool lists called out in one instructional YouTube video, called out for metric tools which alone should've given me pause to ask, "Would General Motors used metric nuts and bolts on a 1993 Chevy product?" Nooo. I mean I've had metric tools for years, owning Toyotas, Hondas, and Kawasakis, but I was in a reluctant state of mind from the very beginning; indecisive between tackling the job myself or calling a tow truck and sending it to Kevin's Garage in Roseau to have them do it when they had time. But the wife said we had work to do with it sooner than later -- and after putting a considerable investment into it, most recently, of rear brakes and new alternator, I should do it myself if I could.
Well, it wasn't my first rodeo, as locals say. I had 'cut my teeth' doing mechanic work on my old 1959 GMC, back in 1983, after I rolled my 1972 Toyota Land Cruiser. Jerry Solom, of Solom Machine Shop, taught me/helped me pull the 'Jimmy's' engine out, and put a Chevy car engine in; as well as other modifications i.e., starters and transmissions, we managed to do between his welding & machining jobs, from his shop in Palmville. I gained a lot of confidence; learned a bunch of stuff, but sometime over the years I lost the initiative to tackle jobs like this -- and instead just paid others to do them. Jerry's untimely death 6-years ago, also quashed my DIY ambitions.
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Hey, Jeff, I DID take a picture on the wiring hook-up of the solenoid; I'd forgotten. Looks like the smaller wire connection is the one to the upper left of the larger positive cable connection. I had called my old friend Jeff Barker in Des Moines, Iowa, for some advice on installing a new starter. He helped me tremendously, the auto and everything mechanic/fixer-upper he is. Laughter helps too. I asked him about maybe having to shim the thing; something totally out of my experience genre, and he helped me here too, but the video (in case anyone else is interested/confused about the procedure) explains all in a no-doubt manner. An excellent info source. |
Like I said, I finally got it out -- in record time. HA! But I was happy all the same, hoping the installation of a new starter would be easier. In celebration of a job finally done --for now-- I opened a Cwikla (warm) beer or two, and sat on the truck's tailgate my dirty clothes smelling of ingrained oil and perspiration.
Daydreaming, I found myself thinking of a stretch of eastbound Interstate 80 over the Des Moines River for some reason. I can 'see' the traffic hurtling east there about sundown, west of the Lower Beaver Road bridge (probably no longer in existence) north a couple miles of where my late sister, Ginger, and her late husband Jim Wilson used to live on Brinkwood Drive, a million years ago. Spent a lot of time there.
I remember leaving Exira, Iowa, for home, with the sun low behind my back after a delivery I had made with the Mid-America Dairy truck, within a convoy of semis on I-80 at 90 mph ... Hooyah, whatta rush! I was speedin', man.
Another not so pleasant memory (You an fact-check it should you want) but I remembered learning about a young family in a car, heading east, pulling a small camper, lost control on the river bridge, fishtailed and went over the railing into the river. All were killed. I've thought of them all these 55 years ago now. How accurate my memory is I don't know. It's just stuck with me...
Listening to a Mark Knopfler 2012 album "Privateering," and the song, "Redbud Tree." The song is about a man who is being hunted, whose discovery would be his death, hides beneath the long boughs of a Redbud tree, and so makes me think of my late uncle Clifford Palm, from South Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a WWII combat engineer who was lost behind enemy lines for two weeks; once hiding at night within a vineyard was so close to German soldiers, that "I could've tied their shoes."
Oh, and Knopfler's song, "Seattle," is a pretty tune to end with, on such a quiet Palmville evening.
I'm wondering if you might do a feature on the best BIC pen for such jobs for us rookies. The glitzy-mechanic might go with the BIC Intensity Clic, but the more dude-mechanic might choose the BIC Gel-ocity. Gender-fluid mechanics might go with the BIC 4-Color Grip Retractable, or even the BIC Color Cues Pen Set. Those write-a-lot mechanics might prefer the BIC Round Stic Extra Life, the precise-mechanics the BIC Glide Exact Retractable, and the busy-mechanics the BIC Velocity Retractable. I notice you prefer the BIC Round Stic - Black, and I look forward to hearing about the reasons you chose both that particular model and color.
ReplyDeleteLeave it to you to overthink this -- and don't suggest that anyone should write a pram about it for that would be wildly beyond the blog post's subject line (And you know who, would, in a heartbeat; for thanks to your weekly encouragement, the guy now happily exudes words he hasn't thought of yet, with his eastern counterpoint soon to follow albeit much more poetically. Birds of a feather and all that. Good grief.) Ennaways, I don't remember where that BIC came from; it just appeared in my possession. As new as it is, it must be a gift from the writing gods for all I know, for the only BIC product I've purchased in recent times is a BIC Classic-Edition 'Multi-Purpose' Charcoal lighter. Doesn't write worth shit.
DeleteGood grief - good grease!
DeleteYou are a Mark Twain/Thoreau hybrid. We need a new genre - how anout Grease Lit?
DeleteAnother character building adventure.
ReplyDeleteYour character is built.
Next time call me and I'll tow you to Kevin's.
Tell Kevin Jackie needs the truck fixed ASAP