And now a list of failed Valentine's Day greetings. Enjoy!
Roses are red, violets are...uh, let me see...violet?
Purple is what you'd have thought I bet.
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| Violets are not blue |
How do I love thee...let me count the ways...
1-2-3-4. 4 ways.
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| 4 your a jolly good stop sign |
Ah, my true love
You are tall and slender
I will drink you up
And go on a bender
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| So many beers...so little time |
My love is like a red, red rose
That's newly sprung in June
So I proudly wrote I love you in my blood
On this dollar store mylar balloon
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| Signed in Blood! |
She walks in beauty, like the night
In Skechers latest shoe
And all that’s best of dark and bright
From out her lips they spew
Thus mellowed to that tender light
She vomits, dang this cursed flu.
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| Ah, my beautiful Puke a Hontis |
Mr. Hot Coco crosses of Valentine's Day on his list of holidays to ruin. 4 to go. Stay tuned!
I hope you had hot coco on the fourteenth.
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