Welcome to National Pun Day. Actually it was yesterday, but close enough. Some of the puns below have appeared previously in Word Wednesday on this blog.
Which whip is never a cruel whip?
-Cool whip
What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal when he saw a mortarboard and gown by his plate?
-Is that the grad you ate?
What does the French waiter say to the guest in a dog restaurant?
-Bone appétit
How do clever potheads get around?
-They use the canny bus.
What do Italians yell at an opera singer who stinks?
- Pavarotten!
How does AI apologize?
- iSorry.
In what town does the owl know everyone's name?
-Whoville
Who’s the best singer in the Tulsa bars?
-Carrie Okie
What to do when the avocados get out of hand?
-Waucamole
Where do the kids swim on the first day of vacation?
-Bay of Funday
Where do Dutch rodents go for root canals?
-Hamsterdam
What kind of flour do they use at the Sea World bakery?
-All-porpoise
The martial artist Wōk Tu-Long
Took a nap on a kung-futon
Why did the lazy lamb lie on the plaque?
-He wanted some baa relief.
What was Henry the Eighth’s theme song?
-Dance Tudor Music
The Captain was an old tar.
The sailors all avoided him because he had bitumen.
Why did Jesus entrust Peter with the keys to the kingdom?
ReplyDeleteBecause of his peeeta-pockets.
Why did Rahab always get invited to parties?
ReplyDeleteBecause she knew how to "cord"ially welcome everyone!