Squibs

 

We know sincere flattery is better than insincere. My ego, happily, cannot tell the difference.

It’s a myth we only use 10% of our brains. The truth is that only 10% of the time are we using those brains as intended. 

We live far enough north in Minnesota that kids named Thor don't get teased. But not far enough for the little Huldas. 

We expose our youth to Shakespeare in their 14th year

Which spoils for them the pleasures of the bard I fear.

Being born is like waking up in a hospital after an accident. We use the excuse of our amnesia to blow off therapy and break into the party locker. 

There are 6,000 hospitals in the United States. Every one of them seems to be on a list of the country's 100 Best Hospitals. There have to be sixty lists. 

Chairman Joe